Friday, August 03, 2001
There's a something in life that all human beings have in common, something that everybody has, no matter what color, what race, what language. We're talking about an incredible nifty material: saliva! But my heart breaks when I see how little people actually use it for what it's meant. It seems like everybody just swallows it along with the food. Or they just swallow it all day long, never thinking about the hygienic consequences of their acts. And you don't wanna know what's in that slimy water...
Not me! I just let it all out! It's a way of expressing my deepest feelings! There are numerous things you can do with the saliva you produce:
- Let it al drip on your fancy new or washed clothes: it's an act of personalisation of your clothes, mark them with your unique DNA.
- You can be very creative with saliva: you can make bubbles, that way passing some of that DNA to your neighborhood (saliva is to me what urine is to a dog: a great way of marking your territory!)
Thursday, August 02, 2001
Here's a little wisdom (learn from experienced people like me): at certain points in your life you have to make choices. If you don't make choices, you end in a kind of No Man's Land Life or as a politician. Get out of the grey zone!
I chose sides lately: first of all there's mom, who takes care of me most of the time, who is patient, loving, hugging and she's very very nice to me. She appreciates when I'm happy and doesn't mind when I'm sad. On the other hand, there's dad: I don't see his face that often (I guess his computer screen knows him a lot better), he seems to like it when I smile, but he gets very nervous when I cry.
Now when you see 2 faces, which one will draw your attention? How silly a question is this? Mom's of course! Just ignore the ugly, unshaved head next to it! Let him know he doesn't exist! There is always, I repeat, always something more interesting in the neighborhood than daddy, f.e. a ball or a a pencil or a wall, nothing is too dull...
I made some major progress in my SAS-project(Struggle Against Sleep). I struggled for more than an hour! I had a very hard time keeping my eyes open, but the forces of nature just couldn't win today! Funny side-effect: mom is out shopping, so daddy has full responsibility now... I made him believe he soon would have some free-time, but every time he thought I was sleeping, I started complaining again. I felt I could go on for hours like that...
The signs are here... daddy seems to be the only one seeing them... Tonight I slept upsidedown: my head was where my feet belong and vice versa. I turned myself towards Hell (yep)... Today, the cat Fristi must have noticed it too: she ran away. Luckily enough she was found, so when I grow up, she can be my Object of Torture (grin)
Wednesday, August 01, 2001
This morning I have so much energy in me I could cry (call it angergy)!
Oh, and did I mention Pokemon is boring?
- I have so much energy in my arms and legs, I could have run a marathon this morning (t.i. if I was able to run at all, but this functionality is not yet built-in). Daddy is thinking about a way of capturing all this kinetic energy to use as a source of electricity.
- I cried so hard I chased daddy in the curtains (next to the cats). The beauty of this is: my mom is sleeping as a rose meanwhile, and by the time she gets out of bed, all frustrations are gone, all tears are cried, and I can give her my cutest smile ever...
Tuesday, July 31, 2001
Ok, I have to admit: I was wrong. The most beautiful thing I ever saw in my entire life is Pokemon! Compared to this, Nijntje is just a litte carrot eating looser. Besides, Nijntje is an orange rabbit. I hate orange since last week (see below, they make orange juice out of this) and I think an orange rabbit is a danger to himself: what if he thinks he's a carrot himself?
Last week I tasted orange juice. This is the most disguisting thing I ever ate in my entire life! People should prohibit this! Also, the pain in my stomach afterwards was the biggest pain I ever had in my entire life!
Today I saw a Nijntje's ball. That is the most beautiful thing I ever saw in my entire life!
Yesterday I saw strawberries. That is the most beautiful thing I ever saw in my entire life!